Well, you've not heard from me for a while. The reason is not lack of ideas, or even time, but the fact that some atter snivvering bampot stole my beloved i-book from the dressing room at my last stand-up gig.
This means that instead of using my travelling time for writing wisdom, I am forced to look out of the window and count cows.
1,229 so far. I like the brown ones best.
bull pic by baroness_nordmark at flickr