How airlines could change their world - for free(This blog post was written in 2007. then, some of these ideas have become reality - but airlines still offer largely indistinguishable flying experiences.)I have done a lot of flying lately, and - like for most frequent fliers - it has been slowly driving me insane. It's not just the interchangeable interiors and workclothes of most airlines, it's the really simple stuff - things that could be changed for free for a far better experience.
Take in-flight announcements for example. Why are they
all the same? "
We would like to welcome... thank you for choosing... stow your tray-tables ... range of duty-free products.... pleasant rest of your journey..." I mean really, guys, I can "talkalong" with every one of those announcements.
Aaaargh!
What a huge opportunity for an airline to stand out from the pack - for absolutely no cost!The ones who did this best in my recent travels were
Liat, the smallest airline I used. The chief stewardess simply got on the intercom and told us a little about our destination as part of the standard announcement. It was mildly interesting, rather charming, and it got people talking. How easy is that?
Imagine a big airline flying into JFK. Why not
show a five minute image clip of the city just before landing* - you'd get the film for free from the NYC tourist authority. Why not
tell me what the big events in the Big Apple will be this weekend, and let the crewmember (or even passenger) with the best Noo-Yoik accent
recommend their favourite parks or local dishes? Heck, let's keep in super-simple:
why not just play New York New York on the dang intercom as we come in to land? "Staaaaart spreading the news...." This would cost nothing, folks!
Or, for a small investment, get a good copywriter, author or - better yet -
comedian to write your inflight announcements. They could even record them for you.

Another low-tech idea, that wouldn't cost much. When folks get into the plane, give them free postcards. Let them choose between the city they are leaving, and the one they are heading for. The cards could be prepaid, and have a discrete airline logo on the back. Then, when they get off the plane, offer to post the cards for them. Cheap advertising (with an implied endorsement factor), and it extends your user experience both ways...
Given a little more cash, technology could make the flight a heap more interesting. If
GoCars can combine GPS technology with a travel guide CD in a
scooter, then a big airline can do it for a 747-400. How about a "
What's out the window" track on the inflight audio channel? (On flights with very regular routing, you wouldn't even need the GPS). In the more distant future, I can imagine interrogable airplane and car windows. See something interesting out of the window? Just click on it - and learn all about it.
Or how about a seat-to-seat text-based "chat" system? Find out who else on the flight is awake, interesting, and happy to converse. In the business class, it's an instant networking party. For the rest of the plane, it's establishing a community of your customers.
I sometimes feel that airlines - like Victorian mental institutions - are just trying to keep us as quiet and sleepy as possible. Commoditisation, here we come.
* Fabian Segelström points out that this film might interrupt the end of your in-flight-movie. Good call. Instead - what about after landing, during the taxi to the parking position, instead of the boring "Welcome to XYZ, the time here is ABC, and the weather is what you can see out of the window. Thank you for flying Boring Air".